Puisque son grand frère et seul talent du groupe vient de quitter Oasis, Liam Gallagher risque encore plus de tomber dans l'oublie. Du moins, ici en Amérique du nord. Alors, rappelons nous la sagesse de ce grand être avec quelques citations qui sont tout de même plutôt comique. Ces dernières ont été trouvées ici. On iTunes competition winners getting into Oasis gigs for free
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys on crack (2009)
On Robbie Williams
I'd like to fooking hang him, onstage. What's he done to me this time? Nothing. He's just somebody I'd like to hang (2002)
On England's football team
A bag of shite. My grandmother would do better, on acid with a Toblerone stuck up her arse (2000)
On Noel
I've had more fun with a tin of sardines (2009)
On Oasis's attempts to break America
Americans want grungy fooking people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, and they don't get it (2006)
On fatherhood
I don't know if I'm a dad. We had sex and a child was born. Does that make me a dad? Anyone who thinks they're a dad is a fooking knob (2005)
On being banned for life by Cathay Pacific, following a dispute over a scone
I'd rather walk [to Australia](1998)
On Oasis
We're actually a boring band, but it comes across kind of cool (2005)
On La Roux
No way, mate. She's got man hands (2009)
On marriage
If you want to see the opposite sex spout four heads, then exchange a couple of rings. You walk to the altar with a woman with one head and you walk back with a fooking monster (2002)
On divorce
Patsy [Kensit]'s gone and taken the furniture, with the solicitors. I don't have a teabag to my name (2000)
On Russell Brand and Noel's talk-sport radio show
Fooking hell, what a pair of housewives (2009)
Taunting Noel on Twitter
Just heard through the grapevine that Noely G is playing guitar on the Nolan Sisters' comeback tour (2009)
On his nature
I don't think I've ever said anything that's nasty (2008)
Keen to sell his "pretty green" fashion label (on Twitter)
Free shipping worldwide for the next 48 hours. Get in! ... Free hat with any T-shirt purchase! (2009)
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Et le NME y va même avec des suppositions comme de quoi que Oasis serait en mesure de continuer sans la plus vieux des frères Gallagher. Sans commentaire.
Ne reste plus qu'à espérer une tournée réunion de Ride maintenant que Andy Bell est libre!
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